Thursday, December 4, 2008

The Church of Slash Addiction (Featuring: Weed The Kings, The Academy Is...On Crack and Cobra Startrip)

So just how DO you convert people to this charming little religion?

We The Kings is a gateway drug - they are the marijuana.
Their song Check Yes Juliet, complete with charming music video...is played on the radio, and has wormed it's way onto the iPods and computers of many teens and preteens. Thus, curiously, the smart ones will decide that they want to look things up about We The Kings and all of their awesomness.

This will lead them to The Academy Is..., the addictive drug of the path - they are the cocaine.
This will blow their minds because they have not one album, but THREE! And they are good albums...and exactly one good music video, which they will find and love - either that or they will decide that William is sexy and that's good enough reason to be addicted. Either way, they are bound to eventually stumble across the Bring It! (Snakes On A Plane) music video.

This will lead them to Cobra Starship, the psychadellic, awesome, fun loving, colorful drug - they are the acid.
Cobra Starship will wow them with their kickass beats, crazy clothing, INCREDIBLE sexiness - and if that doesn't do it, this very strange, strange video and especially their overly genius home music video. Once a person gets to Cobra, there is no going back. Soon, they will begin to look up things online, pictures...and there is no way NOT to stumble across this...


Once you have gone from Weed The Kings to The Academy Is...On Crack to Cobra Startrip, it's all lemons, fluff, pwp and The Church of Slash Addiction!

Just let me ask you:
Hey, have you heard of my religion?
It's called the Church of Slash Addiction
And we believe that boys have lust one another

Because now,
We want to watch ‘em gettin’ busy
You know it makes us kinda dizzy
It’s what we dream
Come on boy, give it, just give it,
Just give it to him

He’s willing,
We’re waiting.
Turn out the lights

Tonight slash is the drug you can't deny
Tonight those boys are gonna get you high
Subtext is erotic, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic, yeah, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic, yeah, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic

Just let me tell you
Hey, you know want them making out now
We’re really only wanting sex now
But we can pay
The price you charge for watching you

Because I,
I've got a nasty new obession
It comes with two boys undressin’
It’s what we dream
Come on boy, give it, just give it,
Just give it to him

He’s willing,
I'm waiting.
Turn out the lights

Tonight slash is the drug you can't deny
Tonight those boys are gonna get you high
Subtext is erotic
Tonight slash is the drug you can't deny
Tonight those boys are gonna get you high
Subtext is erotic, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic, yeah, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic, yeah, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic

Just shipping those two guys
Is gonna get you high
But watching those two guys
Will really get you

Tonight slash is the drug you can't deny
Tonight those boys are gonna get you high
You know, you know, you know it
Tonight slash is the drug you can't deny
Tonight those boys are gonna get you high
Subtext is erotic, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic, yeah, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic, yeah, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic, yeah, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic, yeah

3 comments:

robindearest said...

i skipped the first two & went straight for the acid lol :-P

lozza-2 said...

Haha, Em!
So, so true!

alanan said...

lol i did it backwards too :P