Showing posts with label Gabe Saporta. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gabe Saporta. Show all posts

Thursday, December 4, 2008

The Church of Slash Addiction (Featuring: Weed The Kings, The Academy Is...On Crack and Cobra Startrip)

So just how DO you convert people to this charming little religion?

We The Kings is a gateway drug - they are the marijuana.
Their song Check Yes Juliet, complete with charming music video...is played on the radio, and has wormed it's way onto the iPods and computers of many teens and preteens. Thus, curiously, the smart ones will decide that they want to look things up about We The Kings and all of their awesomness.

This will lead them to The Academy Is..., the addictive drug of the path - they are the cocaine.
This will blow their minds because they have not one album, but THREE! And they are good albums...and exactly one good music video, which they will find and love - either that or they will decide that William is sexy and that's good enough reason to be addicted. Either way, they are bound to eventually stumble across the Bring It! (Snakes On A Plane) music video.

This will lead them to Cobra Starship, the psychadellic, awesome, fun loving, colorful drug - they are the acid.
Cobra Starship will wow them with their kickass beats, crazy clothing, INCREDIBLE sexiness - and if that doesn't do it, this very strange, strange video and especially their overly genius home music video. Once a person gets to Cobra, there is no going back. Soon, they will begin to look up things online, pictures...and there is no way NOT to stumble across this...


Once you have gone from Weed The Kings to The Academy Is...On Crack to Cobra Startrip, it's all lemons, fluff, pwp and The Church of Slash Addiction!

Just let me ask you:
Hey, have you heard of my religion?
It's called the Church of Slash Addiction
And we believe that boys have lust one another

Because now,
We want to watch ‘em gettin’ busy
You know it makes us kinda dizzy
It’s what we dream
Come on boy, give it, just give it,
Just give it to him

He’s willing,
We’re waiting.
Turn out the lights

Tonight slash is the drug you can't deny
Tonight those boys are gonna get you high
Subtext is erotic, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic, yeah, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic, yeah, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic

Just let me tell you
Hey, you know want them making out now
We’re really only wanting sex now
But we can pay
The price you charge for watching you

Because I,
I've got a nasty new obession
It comes with two boys undressin’
It’s what we dream
Come on boy, give it, just give it,
Just give it to him

He’s willing,
I'm waiting.
Turn out the lights

Tonight slash is the drug you can't deny
Tonight those boys are gonna get you high
Subtext is erotic
Tonight slash is the drug you can't deny
Tonight those boys are gonna get you high
Subtext is erotic, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic, yeah, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic, yeah, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic

Just shipping those two guys
Is gonna get you high
But watching those two guys
Will really get you

Tonight slash is the drug you can't deny
Tonight those boys are gonna get you high
You know, you know, you know it
Tonight slash is the drug you can't deny
Tonight those boys are gonna get you high
Subtext is erotic, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic, yeah, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic, yeah, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic, yeah, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic, hey hey hey
Subtext is erotic, yeah

Thursday, July 31, 2008

The Name Of The Game Is I Like It Like That!


Alright, so I was tagged by someone how has unlimited power over me...she introduced me to Gabilliam, and in exchange, she now has my soul, so I shall do it...even though it is A. EXTREMELY difficult for me... B. NOT something I would normally do on a blog that my mother has the link to, and C. I usually don't do something just because I'm asked...ok, that's not true, my friends have weird power over me, anyways.
The Rules Of The Game:
(1) List 10 celebrities you would have sex with. (2) Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them. (10 - 1, 1 is the hottest.) (3) Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you. (4) Supply photos for said people. (5) Tag five people! (6) Because this is my blog, I'm going in to more detail, because otherwise I would get bored.

Number 10: Lou Taylor Pucci - Actor
What got me hooked on Lou...let's see, I'm pretty sure that it was Thumbsucker, I guess I just have a thing for weird looking guys, because I saw that movie and I knew IMMEDIATELY that I thought he was attractive...I also really like his eyes, they have a lot of white in them, which is cool! Other things that I LOVE him in: Empire Falls, Fifty Pills, Personal Velocity, The Chumscrubber, Southland Tales, and as St. Jimmy in the Green Day video, Jesus of Suburbia.
INTERESTING FACT ABOUT LOU TAYLOR PUCCI THAT I JUST HAPPEN TO KNOW: The first time that he EVER got on a plane was when he flew to LA for his Thumbsucker audition.


Number 9: Gabe Saporta - Singer/Bassist for Cobra Starship (old band: Midtown.)
((yes, i know that the photo is not the most flattering, but it's my favorite of him, it really is!) I was turned on to Gabe Saporta by a friend of mine who decided that it would be fun to take over my life by sending me the music video for Bring It! (Snakes on a Plane)...*cough* samefriendwhotagged metodothisinthefirstplace *coughcoughcough* ANYWAYS, I liked the video, thought Gabe was hot, shipping him INTENSELY with William Beckett, and that was pretty much the end of that! Oh yeah...and I like his music, it kind of rocks! Oh, and he SUPPORTS Slash Fanfiction...he even said that it was hot, so yeah...BONUS POINTS!
RANDOM FACT ABOUT GABE SAPORTA THAT I JUST HAPPEN TO KNOW: He believes that he was bitten by an Alien Cobra who taught him how to dance...hence the band name Cobra Starship.

Number 8: William Beckett - Singer for The Academy Is...
My story for how I got hooked on William Beckett is pretty much EXACTLY the same as it is for Gabe Saporta...heh...so this part won't be very interesting, though I will add a few things. After the Snakes on a Plane Video, I started watching TAITV (the miniTV show that The Academy Is...has) and it is HILARIOUS and GENIUS! While I would rather Beckett and Saporta be together, I wouldn't kick either of them out of bed...I mean come on, would you?! His band, The Academy Is...while having the worst name is history, is actually really fucking good...I kid you now, so if you haven't already, LISTEN to them!
RANDOM FACT ABOUT WILLIAM BECKETT THAT I JUST HAPPEN TO KNOW: He gets very upset when his clothing shrinks in the wash...especially striped sweaters.

Number 7: William "Wilmo" Moseley - Actor
William Moseley caught my attention in the trailer for The Chronicles of Narnia: the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe...naturally, he managed to keep my attention for both the movie and the next one! The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian. I somehow fell for his AMAZING good looks...no idea how...though I can say that his ACCENT did not hurt him at all, nor those photos of him with no shirt on, ANYWAYS...that's not the point of this blog post...oh wait...yes it is. Other things that I have seen him in besides Narnia: NOTHING! because lets be honest, while he is attractive, his acting talent is...not all the way there...or really too much of the way there at all; unless he was supposed to be lusting after Caspian the whole time, then he hit the nail on the head.
RANDOM FACT ABOUT WILLIAM MOSELEY THAT I JUST HAPPEN TO KNOW: He WOULD kiss another guy in a movie for no extra pay as long as it was part of the plot - GO WILLIAM!

Number 6: John Robinson - Actor
John Robinson first caught my eye in The Lords Of Dogtown (he played Stacy Peralta...you may not recognize him without the ridiculously long hair.) He was cute, ripped, he could skate, act, and he and I were born in the same city, so BONUS points to him...and on that note, he actually managed to get me to see Transformers, which I not only had no interest in, but ended up HATING, because he was in it for all of...two seconds? Maybe three? anyways...Other things that I loved him in: ELEPHANT! That is one of the best movies EVER...also, I loved using his picture to represent Gavin Sway, one of my original characters in Break Me.
RANDOM FACT ABOUT JOHN ROBINSON THAT I JUST HAPPEN TO KNOW: He knows how to surf.

Number 5: Michael Guy "Chizz" Chislett - Guitarist for The Academy Is...
I started to notice Chizz when again, the person who tagged me to this, sent me a picture of him because we were writing a joint story and he was a character that I would need to know...I immediately fell in love with his sexiness, only later to find out, once I started watching TAITV that he is AUSTRALIAN and has an AUSTRALIAN accent! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?! Oh yeah...and he's a good guitarist. He is mildly shippable with William Beckett, but since I like Beckett/Saporta best, they can have each other and I'll take Chizz, sound like a plan? Ok, good.
RANDOM FACT THAT ABOUT MICHAEL GUY "CHIZZ" CHISLETT THAT I JUST HAPPEN TO KNOW: He eats vegemite because he loves that stuff...oh, and he won't break my heart because he's from Australia!

Number 4: Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Actor
Ha...Joseph Gordon-Levitt first caught my eye when I was six and I saw him in Angels in the Outfield...this made him my first EVER crush, congratulations, JGL. Obviously, he has come a LONG way since he played Roger, and he has now grown up, grown into an INCREDIBLE actor, and grown at LEAST 10 times hotter! Other that I have LOVED him in: Brick, The Juror, Manic, The Lookout, 3rd Rock From the Sun, 10 Things I Hate About You, Mysterious Skin, Latter Days...aw fuck it, just go to IMDb and look at his profile because he is AMAZING in everything that he has EVER been in! He also has been known to sing every now and then...BONUS POINTS FOR THAT! And he can handle well both comedy and drama...though I like him better dramatically to be honest. Oh, and we Jews have to stick together!
RANDOM FACT ABOUT JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT THAT I JUST HAPPEN TO KNOW: If he were king of the Germans, he would do his German dance every day! He also HATES gratuitous sex scenes in movies...

Number 3: Jack Lawless - Drummer for The Jonas Brothers
Jack Lawless, Law Man, Flawless Lawless, whatever you choose to call him, caught my eye in a picture of the Jonas Brother's band...and one look was all it took to send me to another galaxy! HE WAS OUT OF THIS WORLD HOT...in my opinion...oh, and come on...Jack Lawless...tell me that's not one of the hottest names EVER! I think it is...anyways...after a little digging around I learned that he was shy, barely talkative, and that he and Greg "Garbo" "Garblogsky" Garbowsky (Bassist for JB) share an apartment sometimes...wow, lots of info on this guy! Only not. Anyways, in all honesty, I don't know much about him, but I stick with these lovely words of advice when I think about him: Save a Drum, Bang a Drummer.
RANDOM FACT ABOUT JACK LAWLESS THAT I JUST HAPPEN TO KNOW: After being bullied into it by Nick Jonas and the entire audience, Jack Lawless once told a joke at a concert.

Number 2: John Patrick Amedori - Actor/Singer?
I first saw John Patrick Amedori in Little Athens, which actually sucked phenomenally, but he was HOT! So naturally, being the obsessive fangirl that I am, I did a little research, and found a little bit more of his stuff. After realizing that he really has yet to be in anything great, I lessened my obsession to be mainly based on his looks, though I do enjoy the one song that he has recorded, Love Song, it's pretty and indie and thus, I like it. Other things that I have seen him in: The Butterfly Effect, Stick It! and one episode of Numb3rs...though apparently he's on some TV show right now that I have managed to miss so far...I have also used his visage as an Original Character; Walker; in my story Paper or Plastic...and will be using him again I think, as Shutruk Ryan.
RANDOM FACT ABOUT JOHN PATRICK AMEDORI THAT I JUST HAPPEN TO KNOW: He was in a short film involving incest, aptly titled Incest...that I will probably never manage to locate, directed by Luke Eberl, who had a lovely supporting role in one of my favorite movies: A Painted House.

Number 1: Paul Franklin Dano - Actor/Guitarist/Singer
You may know him as Dwayne (the brother) in Little Miss Sunshine or the freaky childpriest in There Will Be Blood, but I first became obsessed with Paul Dano in 2002 when The Emperor's Club was released! He played the nerdy yet endearing, adorable, and, in my opinion SEXY, Martin Blythe. Since then I have seen...EVERYTHING that he has been in minus a movie that was never released and a few episodes of the Sopranos. I also AVIDLY ADORE and follow his indie soft rock band, Mook, because they rock. I think that he is SEXY as well as having a unique voice and a lovable personality in interviews...oh yeah, and Mook responds to myspace messages! COOL! Other things that I have loved him in: The Girl Next Door, The King, L.I.E, The Ballad of Jack and Rose, Too Young To Be A Dad (ok, that movie sucked, but he was AWESOME in it!)...you know what, I'm not listing everything. Just go look him up! He really is talented...
RANDOM FACT ABOUT PAUL FRANKLIN DANO THAT I JUST HAPPEN TO KNOW: He was not slated to play the role that he had in There Will Be Blood, but because Daniel Day-Lewis was SO intimidating, the actor originally cast in the role dropped out. Daniel Day-Lewis told them to cast Paul Dano because they had worked together before, as rivals no less, in The Ballad of Jack and Rose, and he knew that Paul Dano could take the heat...and he did!

Alright! That's done, and I'm tagging...xxfamouslastwordsxx, Tim, Tree, Puck and Mama Dear Mama, yes mother, I'm tagging YOU!

Monday, July 28, 2008

A Tale Of Two Singers - The Beckett/Saporta Saga As Told By...Me

Alright, so the first time that I saw William Beckett and Gabe Saporta was a little over a month ago when a good friend of mine sent me the Bring It! (Snakes on a Plane) music video...I had no idea who those guys were, or even that they weren't in the same band, but my SLASHCENSOR went...BALLISTIC. I mean can I really be blamed? It was mild insanity...two gorgeous young men...and if you watch the video, it's there...it is! I'm not making it up...at least I don't think that I'm making it up...at any rate, I emailed my friend and was like...DUDE! SLASH! and she was like Who? and I was like...uh...I do'nt know their names...crap...the guy with the amazing jeans and the dude with the scarf! And she told me not only that their names were William Beckett (amazing jeans) and Gabe Saporta (dude with scarf) but that they were singers in The Academy Is... and Cobra Starship respectively...and that they were slashed together CONSTANTLY...so naturally, I had to know more...

And that led to this: and this... and this... and this... and this... and this... and this... and finally this...

Wow, how many ways can you say GABILLIAM!: SCREW YOUR OTP! MINE DOESN'T NEED PHOTOSHOP BITCH! After reading in to it a fair but more, I learned that it is common for them to get drunk and get a little...touchy feely, hence the eating chocolate off of each other's bodies and making out...

This new obsession led to finding some videos...most of which were fan made wishes for the two to be together, but one that I found and another that the same friend sent be depicted Gabe kissing William on the cheek one TWO separate occasions at two separate concerts...can you say SHIP SHIP SHIP?! Because I sure can...

Oh...and did I mention the nicknames that they have for each other? Yeah...that's right, NICKNAMES! SHIP! Gabe calls William Bilvy and William calls Gabe Gabanti...how slashy is that? Shut up! I know you have nick names for your friends...I do too, and I'm not in love with them...but, and call me sexist, fuck you, I think that's more of a girl thing, I mean I don't know any guys who have nicknames for their guy pals...yeah, that's what I thought.

In a final note, let me just say...GABE SAPORTA LOVES Slash fanfiction! I KID YOU NOT! In an interview with OUT magazine, he declared that he likes/supports slash fanfiction, and he thinks it's hot.

GABE AND WILLIAM - BECAUSE THEY MAKE IT REAL!